For digital nomads & new expats

Get set up in Rio in days, not months.

CPF, SIM, bank account, apartment, visa lawyer, doctor. Everything you need to actually live here, through one trusted local contact. Skip the 30 hours of outdated Reddit threads and gringo pricing.

21service categories
60 daysWhatsApp support
24hto your roadmap
Rio de Janeiro — Christ the Redeemer above the city
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CPF sorted
before you land
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–35%
vs Airbnb pricing
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One contact
for everything

Moving to Rio is amazing.
Setting up is not.

Bureaucracy in Portuguese. Provider roulette. Weeks of lost time on things a connected local fixes in one message. Everything here runs on relationships, and you don't have any yet. That's the product: mine.

Get Set Up in Rio
$199 one-time
  • Personalized setup roadmap within 24h
  • Warm intros to vetted providers: visa lawyer, accountant, doctors, real estate & more
  • CPF, SIM & banking walkthrough
  • Neighborhood & apartment guidance
  • 60 days of WhatsApp support
Limited to 5 new clients per month so every arrival gets real attention
How it works

You pay once. I become your person in Rio.

Four steps between "I have no idea where to start" and "I live here now."

Tell me your situation

5-minute onboarding questionnaire: visa status, arrival date, neighborhood, priorities.

Get your roadmap

A personalized checklist ordered by what actually matters first, in your inbox within 24 hours.

Meet your providers

Warm WhatsApp intros to vetted locals for everything on your list. No cold-calling in Portuguese.

Land softly

60 days of WhatsApp support for every "wait, how do I…?" moment after you arrive.

From real arrivals

What working with me actually looks like.

No cherry-picked five-star wall. Just two honest notes from people I've helped land.

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"I had my CPF and a visa plan sorted before I even got on the plane. Just not having to ship documents back and forth saved me a few hundred bucks, so honestly the fee paid for itself before I landed."

Patrick · moved to Rio

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"I spent weeks in Facebook groups asking questions that never got answered. With David I just texted whatever came up and had an answer within the hour. I got a lot of hours of my life back."

Sarah · moved to Rio

Coverage

One contact. Every category.

Vetted providers across everything a new arrival needs:

CPFeSIM / SIMBank accountImmigration lawyerDigital nomad visaTax & accountingHealth insuranceDoctorsDentistsApartmentsReal estateCoworkingGymsPersonal trainersPortuguese teachersCleaningInternetGrocery deliveryBarbers & hairFurnitureTransport
Free guide

Not ready to buy? Steal my numbers first.

The Real Rio Guide: what it actually costs, when to come, and the mistakes that cost foreigners real money. A preview:

~$1,500/mo

What an established expat actually spends, versus the ~$3,100 median Airbnb tourists pay for rent alone.

May–September

Rio's secret season: 21–24°C, clear skies, low prices. The guide shows why winter wins.

The 183-day rule

Stay long enough and Brazil taxes worldwide income. Learn the clock before it starts.

Costs, scorecard, neighborhoods, fast facts. No spam, just the guide.

David, founder of LandedRio, in an airplane cockpit

Hi, I'm David.

I'm an American who lives in Rio de Janeiro. I've done the CPF lines, the bank rejections, the apartment hunts, and the "why does this form not work" afternoons so you don't have to. I built LandedRio because every new arrival I met was solving the same problems from scratch.

When you buy, you're not getting a PDF. You're getting me, my checklist, and my contact list until you're properly set up.

David · davidsneverhome

What this is not

I'm not a law firm, a travel agency, or a visa mill. I don't do your paperwork for you or guarantee visa outcomes. Where a licensed professional is required, I connect you with a vetted one. What I guarantee is that you'll always know exactly what to do next, and who to trust to do it.

Questions

Fair questions, honest answers.

Do you do the paperwork for me?

I give you the exact process, documents, and where a professional is needed, a warm intro to a vetted lawyer or accountant. You stay in control; I remove the guesswork.

I haven't arrived yet. When should I buy?

Ideally 2–4 weeks before landing. Several steps (visa strategy, apartment search, CPF) are best started before you get on the plane.

What if I only need help with a few things?

Most clients think that, then end up using 10+ categories. The package is priced so that avoiding one bad apartment deposit or one lawyer mis-hire pays for itself.

Is the WhatsApp support really you?

Yes. 60 days, real answers from a real person who lives here, usually within a few hours during Brazil daytime.

Do you take commissions from providers?

My recommendation is never for sale. If a provider relationship ever involves a referral arrangement, I'll tell you upfront, and it never changes what you pay or who I recommend.

Refund policy?

If you've completed onboarding and I can't genuinely help your situation, I'll refund you in full before we start. After the roadmap is delivered, fees are non-refundable.

Your first weeks in Rio should be
beaches, not bureaucracy.

One payment. One trusted contact. Everything handled.